King of the hill game. (Forum fight)

[superunature]

however, the "hill" you were heading to the top, was a set-up and is actually an Ant hill, and collapsed as soon as you reach the top.
While I however, awaken from the illusion and climbed to the actual hill.

[Eclairs]

Superunature slowly trudges along the hill top, ready to claim his victory. *Bang!* A gunshot, and he collapsed. As his hazy sight took a glimpse of the surroundings, he noticed a peculiar figure, hiding behind a big maple tree. The same person who instigated his downfall, by shooting him. That person ...

Eclairs now reigns supreme on top of the actual hill.

[Sedon]

Eclairs, tired of his victory in claiming the hill, slept for a while under the big maple tree. He didn't notice someone was also behind the tree. As he slept, the tree falls down, crushing and flattening him.

Sedon, the perpetrator, reigns over Eclairs and claims the hill.

[Momokutenshi]

Sedon, the hentai quasi-lolicon, spies on the horizon a mysterious silhouette. Immediately besotted, the idiot pedo wanders off the hill, leaving it open and prone to invasive domination.

Momo's sharks and pet axolotl majestically carry her chariot up to the top of the hill and surround said hill with a crocodile-infested moat in the depths of which her fierce sharks roam, ready to omnom the hearts of certain yahcky kusomushi.

[Eclairs]

As Momo's rejoicing the fact that she now the king of the hill, the flattened near-lifeless body, regained his strength ( he is still near the top of the hill! ) and unleashed one of his ultimate attacks. But the attack was not directed to Momo, but instead towards the fierce shark guards and pet axolotl. Unleashing moe

he manages to captivate the hearts of the shark guards and pet axolotl, bending them to his will. The sharks and pet axolotl, in trying to gain his favour, instigated an all out attack against Momo, defeating her. Now Eclairs regained his reign of that real hill.

[Momokutenshi]

Unfortunately for Eclairs, he misjudged the social propriety of my sharks and axolotl and they turned on the perverted lolicon, reinstating their rightful master--Momoutenshi.

[hinakatbklyn]

A fog engulfs the hill which makes visibility near impossible. An electric (railgun) blast strikes the hill knocking Momokutenshi and the sharks (who can't walk on land as anticipated) off the hill. The battle wasn't over yet as the fog was still at the top of the hill. Taking a bright flashlight, I navigated through the fog and made it to the top of the hill. No sooner did I reach the top, the fog lifted and Hinakat is revealed to be the new ruler of the hill.

[superunature]

While slowly awakened after being knocked out by Eclair's Rubber bullets, I see Hinakat atop, I summoned Jigglypuff, which sang and caused hinakat to fell asleep. I then put him inside of a pokeball and rolled it down the hill. Thus, me is again at the top.

[Sedon]

I regained my consciousness from my trance due to a certain hypnosis. I then hurried up the hill and witnessed superunature throwing a pokeball at Hinakat. Seeing that, I released Charizard (a pokemon of my own) and commanded to use Fire Blast on superunature followed by Dragon Claw, blasting off superunature into the atmosphere.

I, again, reclaimed my title as King of the Hill.

[Imoutan]

However, Sedon's reign as King of the Hill is short lived for he accidentally acquire a Geass that turned him into a female. Therefore, he is no longer King of the Hill, but rather a Queen. Overcome by female sentiments, Sedon vowed to cook and clean for the next King FOREVER. It was then that I, Imoutan the Heroic,came along and claim the title as King of the Hill. Everyday, I enjoy Sedon's cooking.

[Momokutenshi]

Unfortunately, though Sedon may physically have turned female and been Mou's sex slave, Sedon failed to procure the appropriate feminine skills and thus, all Sedon cooks is poisonous. Thus, Mou died, leaving me, once again, in full control of this hill.

[HeartClover]

Clover brings in her brand new upgraded Potato Cannon (formerly a Potato Gun) and shoots Momo off the hill (sorry, nothing personal, Momo). She then procedes to take over the hill and build her command center, from which she will send her potato army to take over the world!

[superunature]

however, while Clover was attempting to overtake France, her potato armies turned into a bunch of French Fries Which clover ate so much of, she falls over and rolls down the hill. and I quickly run to the top and set up barriers and traps all over the place

[hinakatbklyn]

Clover must of left a banana peel before falling off the hill previously. Bad luck for Superunature, while he was running up the hill, slips on said banana peel and falls to the bottom hitting a few of his own traps along the way. The other traps and barriers were still in place. Hinakat~ easily dispels all traps and barriers with the dark powers of the Masamune and claims the top of the hill for a second time.

[HeartClover]

Clover doesn't like fries that much, plus her potatoes are immune to anything French, therefore making Superu's ascension to the top of the hill a lie. Time reverts back to the reign of King Clover.

[JLoable91]

But duo stupidity of Clover saying fries come from France, she is distracted and I simply conquer the hill with the help of the Army in Battle formation

[Eclairs]

While JLo felt a fake sense of security in his/her/its army, least he/she/it knows that there's a traitor hiding within his/her/its own army ranks. Moving covertly, the traitor sneaked to his/her/its behind and plunged a dagger deep to JLO's heart. As the hill is paint with crimson red colour of JLo's skewed heart, the traitor unmasked himself and claimed the throne ( and the hill ) for himself. Eclairs is sneaky after all!

[superunature]

waking up after slipping down the hill. I toss up a pokeball "Charizard, I choose you!" I rode on Charizard's back and flew to the top. While eclair is stunned by the appearance of the large dragon, Charizard used flamethrower and eclair's pants caught on fire which caused him to panic and ran down the hill. While I claim the top.

[JLoable91]

But then I choose Aerodactyl and let him squash supernature's charizard with rocks. The rocks also form a great fortress at the top of the hill, which becomes my castle!

[Tetsuya]

I infiltrated the castle while JLoable91 was feeding aerodactyl took out pikachu and thundershocked the aerodactyl and JLoable91 to oblivion.
I casually walk to the hall and take my rightful place has the king of the hill