Corrupt A Wish

[Momokutenshi]

A beautiful forum game of extreme pessimism. Rules are simple. I make a wish, you grant it, but in such a corrupted way it totally backfires. Then you make your own wish. Bonus to posts of pure awesome.


Example:

Spoiler:

I wish I could fly

Granted... but you grow such bulky wings you can't walk, and you use up all your energy trying to cross the road that you collapse and get run over by a schoolbus.
I wish I were driving that schoolbus.

Granted... but you get sued for murdering an innocent bystander and are jailed for 25 to life.
I wish I could be a prison warden at your jail

Granted... but you get mugged by a horde of angry inmates who take turns stabbing your leg 29 times with a sharpened chicken bone from their lunch and get blood poisoning, causing you to lose your job and all financial security. Your wife then divorces you and takes the kids, but leaves you with $5,000,000 debt, which you have to pay off by working a corner.
I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Granted... but it's from Maccas and you get severe food poisoning, causing you gain 50kg overnight and develop obesity, heart disease, and cancer all at the same time.
I wish I could cure cancer.

Granted... but it works on everyone except you.
I wish...

etc.
Only do it without the quoting

Spoiler for Additional Rules & Details:

HeartClover may now use the word 'wish,' but they must all not be granted
superunature must make wishes that benefit this specific chicken:

Spoiler:

I shall start:

I wish I weren't so cold.

[superunature]

Granted, but you will now be living in 110 degree F weather.
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I wish I can fly.

[Sedon]

Granted, but you get blown by the wind and as you managed to fight its force, you get hit by a passing airplane causing you to fall on a street being reconstructed, burying you with sand and cement..

Spoiler:

superunature = 1 (+1)

I wish I am the wind.

[Momento10]

I grant that wish. Now that you have become the wind, your previous existence and all memory of you are deleted. Despite being the wind, people are still going to use science as for why the wind blows; therefore, your transition to wind was meaningless.

I wish I was a wind manipulator.

[Momokutenshi]

Granted... but wind is too powerful for you, overwhelms your weak senses and tears you to pieces like a shark tears a leg off an axolotl.

Spoiler:

superunature: 1
Sedon: 3 (+3)
Momento10: 2 (+2)

I wish I were an axolotl-eating shark.

[Imoutan]

Granted...but you have no teeth to chew them, so you can only swallow them alive. Thus, after eating an exorbitant amount of axolotl, you realize that the living axolotl in your body are eating you from the inside out starting with your intestines and finally finishing by munching on the last bits of your fins.

Spoiler:

superunature: 1
Sedon: 3 (+3)
Momento10: 2 (+2)
Momokutenshi: 2 (+2)

I wish I were Nemo

[VacantAllocation]

Granted... but your dad never looked for you so you were never rescued from the horrible Darla and were thenceforth shaken to death.

Spoiler:

superunature: 1
Sedon: 3
Momento10: 2
Momokutenshi: 2
Imoutan: 2 (+2)

I wish Dory had more screentime

[Dusk252]

Granted... but she'll be nothing more than a fanservice tool and die in the most gruesome way possible in the end.

Spoiler:

superunature: 1
Sedon: 3
Momento10: 2
Momokutenshi: 2
Imoutan: 2
VacantAllocation: 1(+1)

I wish I had the best possible mark in all my exams.

[Momokutenshi]

Granted... but anything higher than a fail is impossible. Sucks for you.

Spoiler:

superunature: 1
Sedon: 3
Momento10: 2
Momokutenshi: 2
Imoutan: 2
VacantAllocation: 1
Dusk252: 1 (+1)

I wish I lived in a musical.

[Momento10]

I grant the wish. The musical that you are in consist of you as the main character being mauled, defiled, and tortured almost every day due to misfortune. unable to come any holder with your accursed life, you end it all by falling down from the top of a castle head first on a moat filled with poisonous gas and toxic spikes.

I wish I do not live in such a castle.

[HeartClover]

granted, but now you live in a broken down shack.

i wish i could fly.

[Bastion]

I grant the wish. The musical that you are in consist of you as the main character being mauled, defiled, and tortured almost every day due to misfortune. unable to come any holder with your accursed life, you end it all by falling down from the top of a castle head first on a moat filled with poisonous gas and toxic spikes.

Reminds me of Hayate no Gotoku, I think I could live with that

Granted, you learn the hard way that the way to fly is to miss the ground, you forget to miss.

I wish I was invincible.

[superunature]

Granted, but you will no longer exists in this world

I wish I had more wishes

[HeartClover]

Granted, but you won't be able to use them.

i wish i knew how to grant the wish that the next person wishes for.

[Sedon]

Granted, but you don't have the most awesomest powers and ability to grant even the least possible wish..

I wish no one would defy my wishes.

Spoiler:

the pointing system vanished XD

[HeartClover]

Granted, but now you aren't allowed to say your wishes out loud.

I wish my wishes would be granted in an uncorrupted way.

[Momokutenshi]

Granted... but from now on forth you can't make any more wishes, only pleas which can never not be corrupted in the worst possible way ever.

>>From this point on, HeartClover may not say "I wish..." She must use an alternative such as "I want..." "I desire..." "I would like..." etc.<<

I wish there were something good on daytime TV

[Sedon]

Granted, but you suddenly became blind and cannot see a thing.

I wish..

Spoiler:

I could say out loud my wishes as I had before.

[HeartClover]

granted, but from now on, you can only make wishes that are easily corruptible

Granted... but from now on forth you can't make any more wishes, only pleas which can never not be corrupted in the worst possible way ever.

>>From this point on, HeartClover may not say "I wish..." She must use an alternative such as "I want..." "I desire..." "I would like..." etc.<<

meanie. i want momo to forget all memory of her wish.

[shiraoky]

Granted, but her wish was that something was good on daytime T.V., and the after effect of you not being able to reverse the effect of your own wish is permanent.

I wish my room was bigger.